When we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and...
Here we are at Friday. Update (days later) on my TOTAL ADVENTURE IN WHICH I LEFT THE HOUSE AND MET REAL-LIFE PEOPLE! No one got murdered or WAS murdered, first of all. I know you were wondering. Oh,...
View ArticleAn open letter of apology to London
Dear London: Listen, I’m really sorry. The other night, #MittShambles started trending on Twitter. I’m usually really out of it, news-wise, so I of course had to research what the latest Mitt-tastrophe...
View ArticleWilted and faded somewhere in Hollywood; I’m glad I came here with your pound...
I need to write a post I don’t have to think too much about today. I’ve been picking up extra hours at my part-time job and will be for the foreseeable future, so I am TIRED, yo. Today was nine hours...
View ArticleNext week, on a very special “Glee,” the club covers The Murmurs’“You Suck.”...
I got out of work today (my today, not yours, don’t get confused, I know, I’m all over the place here) and it wasn’t even dark yet. It was all very confusing. Hours! I get hours before I have to go to...
View ArticleThe dream girl of every 80s teen heartthrob everywhere
This will probably be brief(ish) but you get a surprise at the end so that’ll take that sting right outta there. So, as stated yesterday, I had to go to the drugstore and get a mouthguard. The...
View ArticleIt’s like my own personal episode of COPS every night.
A newspaper-thing that’s always intrigued me, ever since I was younger, is the cop briefs. Don’t even deny they intrigue you as well. If you haven’t read them for entertainment value, you’ve read them...
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